me sulmoney has too much free time

hi. my name is sulman and i have way too much free time.

little while ago, i promised to drop lots of recipes post thanksgiving. then, i forgot i have lots of work. that, and tumblr died for a few days. it’s ok, here is my arguably best recipe, mini oreo cheesecakes. if these were panty droppers, this shite is instant orgasm.

crust ingredients

  1. 1-1.5 cups of graham crackers, crushed
  2. 1/4 cup brown sugar
  3. 1 stick butter, unsalted
  4. 1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder

cheesecake ingredients

  1. 1 pound cream cheese
  2. 1/2 cup granulated sugar
  3. 2 eggs
  4. 1 tsp non-imitation vanilla extract
  5. some oreos

chocolate cream cheese frosting recipe

  1. 2 tablespoons butter
  2. 4 oz cream cheese
  3. 1 cup powdered sugar
  4. 1/2 tsp vanilla extract
  5. 1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder

extras…like ricky gervais

  1. hershey’s cookies and cream kisses
  2. mini white chocolate chips

mix all together, and done…jk. do this instead.

  1. first thang first, make the crust. i adapted my recipe from this one here; mine is more chocolatey. crush up the graham crackers until they are finely crushed. pretend you are gonna do lines of crushed graham crackers, so no big chunks (that was a cocaine reference, fyi). then, mix in the brown sugar and the cocoa powder. mix it all together. then, melt that butter stick and add the melted buttah to the mixture of powdah. blend. press into base of mini cheesecake pan. set aside.
  2. for the cheesecake, i adapted this recipe. take the cream cheese, and electric blend it with the sugar until creamy. add one egg at a time and electric blend smoothly. then, throw in that vanilla extract. i have expressed it many times before, but if you use imitation vanilla extract, just stop. electric blend. next thing, chop up some oreos (as many as you so desire), and throw them into the mix. do not use the electric blender to mix; just use a wooden spoon or something similar. pour the mix into the wells. bake for no more than 20 minutes at 350F. remove from oven. let chill. throw in fridge overnight.
  3. the next day, make chocolate cream cheese frosting, like so! blend the cream cheese and butter with electric blender until smooth. add vanilla extract and blend. slowly add the powdered sugar in two additions, electric blending after each addition. then, add the cocoa powder at the end, and electric blend. is done! 
  4. to make it all look hot and sexy, put the cheesecakes onto a plate or some serving instrument. on each cheesecake, put a kiss. not from your lips, but from hershey’s. then, squeeze a dollop of the frosting onto each cheesecake to cover the kiss. decorate as you wish. i threw on some mini white chocolate chips because it looked sexy. that’s all!

ok, it takes some time, like any cheesecake, but it is oh so worth it. just make it happen. you will make friends all over the world. or, at least with your roommates.

Comment   5 12.07.10
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